{"id":455,"date":"2026-02-23T20:15:53","date_gmt":"2026-02-23T23:15:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/noboringday.com\/?p=455"},"modified":"2026-02-23T20:15:53","modified_gmt":"2026-02-23T23:15:53","slug":"the-return-of-food","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/noboringday.com\/index.php\/2026\/02\/23\/the-return-of-food\/","title":{"rendered":"The return of food."},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"p2\"><span class=\"s2\">Today we were waiting for a snowstorm to hit so in the morning my friend and I went out and did a few errands, after we were done and about to head home we stopped at the store to get some last minute food.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0 <\/span>As we were standing in line, there was a guy ahead of us, wearing the most blinding bright yellow rain pants I have ever seen, they were so bright my pupils couldn\u2019t figure out how to dilate to adjust to the brightness, he was wearing a jacket and a helmet, he was quite intriguing to see.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0 <\/span>Anyhow he bought his items and we bought ours then without a second thought we went back to the car to head home, now at this point the snow storm had really started to set in, we got in the car, started it we were just about to drive away when I noticed that that same man with his insanely bright pants on was biking just ahead of us, watching him bike away I saw a container of food fell out of the his saddle baskets from his bicycle! \u201cOh no he dropped food\u201d I explained to my friend \u201cdrive over he needs it back\u201d so my friend drives over to that container of food, I jump out of the car and snatch it up, then get back in the car, with the container al slushy from the snow storm I point ahead and say rather much to excitedly and loudly, \u201cfollow that guy on the bike!\u201d <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p2\"><span class=\"s2\">The chase begins, there is a car between him and us, but that car is turning and we can\u2019t get through, worried we are going to lose the biker I start getting road rage \u201coh come on car go already, we are losing the guy!\u201d finally the car makes it turn, and we also turn and continue down the street to now find the biker.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0 <\/span>After a block we find him and end up behind him, the light turns green we drive up beside him, I whip off my seat belt, roll down my window and yell \u201c hey mister you dropped this\u201d.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0 <\/span>With cars getting impatient behind us, He looks at me at first aggravated thinking I\u2019m saying something about him biking on the road, but then clues in to what I\u2019m saying.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0 <\/span>He starts to slow down but pretty quickly realizes that it is very unsafe to do that in this almost white out conditions.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0 <\/span>So he speeds up and matches our car, then reaches his hand out, and I put the container in his hand, the Passover was successful! <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p2\"><span class=\"s2\">With a huge smile on his face he says \u201cthank you,\u201d I reply \u201c you\u2019re welcome mister, have a great day\u201d<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0 <\/span>we speed up and I look behind at the man in the yellow pants biking in the storm.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0 <\/span>I sat down, put my seatbelt on and rolled up the window, with the most content smile on my face. <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p2\"><span class=\"s2\">The return of the spinach was a success!<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today we were waiting for a snowstorm to hit so in the morning my friend and I went out and did a few errands, after we were done and about to head home we stopped &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-455","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fun"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/noboringday.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/455","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/noboringday.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/noboringday.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noboringday.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noboringday.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=455"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/noboringday.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/455\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":456,"href":"https:\/\/noboringday.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/455\/revisions\/456"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/noboringday.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=455"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noboringday.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=455"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noboringday.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=455"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}