{"id":345,"date":"2025-01-09T20:30:43","date_gmt":"2025-01-09T23:30:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/noboringday.com\/?p=345"},"modified":"2025-01-09T20:30:43","modified_gmt":"2025-01-09T23:30:43","slug":"dont-be-greedy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/noboringday.com\/index.php\/2025\/01\/09\/dont-be-greedy\/","title":{"rendered":"Don&#8217;t be greedy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/noboringday.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/IMG_3743-1.mov\">IMG_3743<\/a><\/p>\n<p>So this Christmas I was out feeding the ducks, such a nice and peaceful way to relax.  There was this absolute MASSIVE mallard duck, almost double the size of the other male mallard ducks,  he was a bully and he kept pushing the other ducks out of the way and not letting them eat the seed.  I was trying to feed the girls and videoing it at the same time when I captured this hilarious video.<br \/>\nPlease note \u2013<br \/>\n&#8211;\tNo I did not hold his beak hard<br \/>\n&#8211;\tYes he walked away only to turn right back around for more food<br \/>\n&#8211;\tYes he was stunned, but was just fine after two seconds<br \/>\n&#8211;\tYes that is me laughing uncontrollably <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>IMG_3743 So this Christmas I was out feeding the ducks, such a nice and peaceful way to relax. There was this absolute MASSIVE mallard duck, almost double the size of the other male mallard ducks, &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-345","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fun"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/noboringday.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/345","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/noboringday.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/noboringday.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noboringday.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noboringday.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=345"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/noboringday.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/345\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":348,"href":"https:\/\/noboringday.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/345\/revisions\/348"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/noboringday.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=345"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noboringday.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=345"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noboringday.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=345"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}