{"id":310,"date":"2023-10-21T08:00:37","date_gmt":"2023-10-21T11:00:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/noboringday.com\/?p=310"},"modified":"2023-10-18T13:07:35","modified_gmt":"2023-10-18T16:07:35","slug":"being-played-by-a-three-year-old","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/noboringday.com\/index.php\/2023\/10\/21\/being-played-by-a-three-year-old\/","title":{"rendered":"Being Played by a three year old."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>How is it that a three year old can play you?\u00a0 You might think it is impossible right? That you are smarter then them so how can it happen. You may even think they are so little that they can\u2019t process like that to get what they want. Well I sure thought that way until I was driving in the car with my Sister and her three year old daughter. We are driving and chatting and going to where we needed to go, when out of the blue my Niece pipes up from the back seat in her car seat. \u201cMommy I went right to my room last night and I went right to bed for you mommy\u201d\u00a0 My sister smiles and says yes you sure did and that was awesome.\u00a0 Then my Niece pipes up again. \u201cwasn\u2019t I the best mommy\u201d\u00a0 Again my sister says \u201cyes it sure was\u201d\u00a0 and this is where it happened, she did all that foot work to finally say \u201cso now I can get a treat at the store, right mommy because I went to bed so good.\u201d\u00a0 LIKE HOW, we didn\u2019t even know we were going to the store the previous night, she sat back there in the car knowing that we were heading to the store and thought up a solution to receive a treat!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>So then a couple days later we take her to an old homestead and she is able to pick a pumpkin for free and take it home. Not wanting to carry this pumpkin all around the homestead I told her she can pick one on the way out.\u00a0 When we were heading out, she wanted this HUGE pumpkin, and I told her \u201cno hunny, you can pick any pumpkin you can carry on your own.\u201d So she wanders around and looks for one, after picking it out we head to the parking lot.\u00a0 The whole time she is leaning back, staggering her steps, using her entire arms and chest to hold onto this pumpkin, all complaining it is too heavy.\u00a0 Upon lots of encouragement she made it to the car, where she placed it on the seat and climbed into her car seat. As I am buckling her in she says to me, \u201cTeeta (the name she calls me) you are so strong.\u201d\u00a0 Feeling a little bashful on her compliment I reply \u201coh thank you my girl, yes I am very strong.\u201d She replies \u201cyou are so,so,so,so,so strong right Teeta.\u201d\u00a0 Thinking that this might go in the direction of her saying one day she will want to be strong too I reply \u201cYes my girl, I am so so so so strong.\u201d\u00a0 Then she looks me in the eyes and smiles saying \u201cso you can then carry the pumpkin into the house.\u201d\u00a0 HAHAHAHAHA<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>What a little Turkey!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How is it that a three year old can play you?\u00a0 You might think it is impossible right? That you are smarter then them so how can it happen. 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